My Foot Fell Asleep

It was so creepy
My foot fell asleep on me
While I was counting sheep
But now I am awake
With one leg to stand on
And one I can't count on
Cursing and bruising myself
Stumbling about
I yell at my own left foot
And really get mad
As the tingling won't stop
All stinging and it throbs
Hoping along one footed
Back to my bed
Where I count sheep again
Until my foot wakes itself up
And stops annoying me
Tick tock tick tock